this kids kept getting in the way, and sometimes, when we didn't want them to get too close, we would just point our guns at them. there is nothing that good ol' 21st century science can't fix for the women of iraq. my first job as mayor of iraq, free dental care and boob jobs for all the young women of iraq! hooray. here is me, wondering where will i take my next shit. look! there are some girls over there, looking from behind the fence. i don't know why the guys hide them, it's not like if they're gonna fuck 'em or anything. good bye my sweets. i'll be back when george w. bush decides to bomb you again!
they sure had a lot of cars for a poor country. as a matter of fact, i saw more parked cars going unused than on the road. here is a mural. you can't really tell what is going on but i'm an artist and i thought it was cool, so there. "mister mister, please, mister, money, money" hey, we're going to the club, wanna come? wanna know how come we won the war so quickly? cuz the iraqi soldiers were too busy screwing each other. like those two guys in the picture.