these dumbasses were trying to steal some flammable shit from a base we were suppose to guard, and their horse's tail caught fire, then their cart caught fire, then they caught fire, and they wanted us to help them.	war sucks sometimes, but you try to make the best out of it. these guys here were playing slug bug.	a good thing about these pictures is that you can't smell the towns.	those boxes on the humvee exhaust are shit boxes.	anybody here speak english. habla espanol. hey, i got an idea, let's see which one craps himself first!
fuck you sergeant, i'm taking a shit!	let's take a cool picture to send home. look, i'm not wearing my helmet! that's me in the front btw.	taking cover from scud attacks, yay! hey, i can't smell my farts with this thing on.	this was some serious shit right here. my buddy brian, who was in another unit, was in nasiriyah when we drove by.	that'll be two dollars. just lay it next to me by my stomach.