babylon was just like disneyland. except that in disneyland, it's shops aren't looted and half of it was not set on fire. hey, look, saddam drew a map so you won't get lost while visiting. here they are telling us how much of a good job we did, but still, at this point, nobody knew when we were coming home. hey jackass, get the fuck out of there. these kids look like poor american kids. except in america, most poor kids have parents. here is saddam's army retreating.
i swear, sometimes it felt like i was in the fucking petting zoo. good - bye! good-bye! fuck you! good - bye! here, these cows are being taken to the p.o.w.s so they can get their groove on.l don't worry, we notified his family where this man was with a couple of loud shots, so we could make sure they heard us. bad guys dressed like good iraqis. but they didn't trick us cuz there is no such thing as a good iraqi.